Joke 1
One of a very close friend of mine 'Suraj Chokhani' has come up with a very noble idea of "Save Food Eradicate Hunger".The whole concept is after a party in our house we throw away a lot of food on the other hand Lacs of people sleep empty stomach.
He is introducing a Helpline from 15th of August in Kolkata where u can call and they will take away the spare food and distribute it among the less privileged.
Team 'Rajnikant Vs CID Jokes' wishes him all the success in this noble cause.
P.S.:
If anyone of you want to introduce similar programme in ur city u can get in touch with him on surajchokhani@gmail.com
Joke 2
Pappu Asked His Girl-FriendPappu: âBetween Me And The Toilet, Who Do You Love Most?â
Girl-Friend: âObviously Its You, Why Do You Ask Such A Stupid Question?â
Pappu: âBecause You Drop Your Pants So Fast For The Toilet, But For Me, I Have To Really Struggleâ
Joke 3
Ek Aurat hath mai Hathoda le k apni Beti k college gai aur boli, "Kahna hai meri Beti ki class?"
Principal: "Bhenji, shanti Rakhe, baat kya hai?"
Aurat: "Aaj 5 din ho gaye meri Beti ki 5 chaddiyan phat gyi h..
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Bench ki Keel thok k hi jauangi"
Joke 4
3 Ladkiya Tange Par College Ja Rahi Thi.Ek Ladki Ne Tange Wale Se Puchha-Chacha Bada Lund Mazaa Deta Hai Ya Chhota?
Chacha-Ladkiyo Kuch To Sharm Karo!
Dusri Boli-Chacha Please Batao Na?
Bar Bar Puchne Pr Chacha Bole-Bada Lund!
Tabhi Teesri Boli-Main Kehti Thi na ki Chacha Gaand Marwate Hain.....
Joke 5
One of a very close friend of mine 'Suraj Chokhani' has come up with a very noble idea of "Save Food Eradicate Hunger".The whole concept is after a party in our house we throw away a lot of food on the other hand Lacs of people sleep empty stomach.
He is introducing a Helpline from 15th of August in Kolkata where u can call and they will take away the spare food and distribute it among the less privileged.
Team 'Rajnikant Vs CID Jokes' wishes him all the success in this noble cause.
P.S.:
If anyone of you want to introduce similar programme in ur city u can get in touch with him on surajchokhani@gmail.com
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